Is It IMPOSSIBLE?

I have been blessed with a husband that does most of the cooking, however is it absolutely impossible for him not to make a complete mess? Not wanting to complain because I love the fact that I only have to cook once or twice a month, but I just spent the last hour cleaning the kitchen.

My questions are, is it impossible to not cover the stove top and counters with seasoning or spill liquid down into the burners and then let it scold to them? It it impossible to not spill down the sides of the cupboards, or splatter all over the stove? Is it impossible to cover the dish in the microwave so it doesn't splatter on the walls? Is it impossible to shut the drawers so food doesn't get all over my clean silverware? Is it impossible to not drip sauce all over the place? Is is impossible to rinse a dish off or wipe off the counter, or even put something back in the fridge when finished. And is it completely impossible to keep one clean dish in the kitchen so I don't have mounds of dishes to wash?

Is it impossible to for all men to keep the kitchen clean when cooking or just mine?